well sports are a part of philosophy when you live in ancient greece you work out with some tuff buff men and sit around become good friends and i'd like to picture plato in the nude because by all accounts he was a real buff dude

so before you call someone a jock or a square remember plato was bufff as fuck

alcibiades was a stunner socrates was kind of a bummer but plato was hot

before you talk about ethics you grapple with guys and see their dicks because all those greek dudes, would only ever wrestle in the nude and really how much different is football

plato would have been great at football he channeled the form of a giant fucking brick wall, motherfucking plato aint never had a fall, an angry vengeful plato would surely destroy us all

alcibiades was a stunner socrates was kind of a bummer but plato was hot

philosophers were jocks you see imrpoved the mind and the body they'd oil up and get sweaty then have a talk with socrates oh how i long for greek philosophy

and i'd like to picture platos ass, so close to the form of the perfect ass
and i'd like to think that he could bench me and in between sets we'd sit and talk philosophy

but all good things come to an end and plato he came to an end
and i can't help but be alarmed, because the only good ill ever find is in platos arms

the only good ill ever find is in platos arms
the only good ill ever find is in platos arms
(repeat until you hate urself and miss plato and want to stop)