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trux
00:50
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big flaming men drive big flaming trucks
they speed down the streets with their panties hiked up
their tar black garters are the color of the road
i'll drive my rig fast and i'll never get old
ill eat all my meals in the scummiest of diners
then drink eleven beers so i can fight the tuffest drivers and ill win
ill eat all my meals in the scummiest of diners
then drink eleven beers so i can fight the tuffest drivers and ill win
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cops can't read
01:07
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the first time i went to a city, i got lost what a pity so i turned and stopped and i thought id ask a cop. hey mister mister cant you see that im all lost and this map is confusing could you point me to the right street and the cop looked down and he said to me, hey listen, listen hear missy, i am a cop so i never learned to read we all dropped out around grade three thats right cops cant read, and he said if i learned they would all turn on me for adding to their feelings of inadequacy, cops can't read, theres no need.
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satan won't call me back
01:26
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I went out to the woods to draw a pentagram siyt in the dark and wait for my man puyt out some candles and sprinkled nblood waited for hours in the cold dark mud i wortked up the nerve to say the word scraeled in human blood in writing that disturbed but as the minutes turned to hours i knew id been stood up
he gave me his number 666 told me i could have my wish but satan wont call me back satan wont call me back
i put out a bowl of pigs blood went out and bought a spooky rug dyed my hair and was real mean but satan wants nothing to do with me
he gave me his number 666 and told me i could have my wish but satan wont call me back satan wont call me back no
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pc bois
01:08
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walked into the club to see all the bois, walked out of the club cause there wasn't any bois
walked into the party to get my drink on, left the fucking party cause they wouldn't play my song
went to the bar cause the party was too tame, left the fucking bar cause all the toys were lame
BOYS BOYS BOYS TOYS BOYS BOYS BOYS TOYS BOIS IN THE CLOSET BOYS IN THE HALL BOYS IN THE BASEMENT BOYS IN MY WALL
walked out of your birthday cause there wasn't any boys walked out on your wedding cause there wasnt any toya
BOYS BOYS BOYS TOYS BOYS BOYS BOYS TOYS
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neo-platonism
03:52
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well sports are a part of philosophy when you live in ancient greece you work out with some tuff buff men and sit around become good friends and i'd like to picture plato in the nude because by all accounts he was a real buff dude
so before you call someone a jock or a square remember plato was bufff as fuck
alcibiades was a stunner socrates was kind of a bummer but plato was hot
before you talk about ethics you grapple with guys and see their dicks because all those greek dudes, would only ever wrestle in the nude and really how much different is football
plato would have been great at football he channeled the form of a giant fucking brick wall, motherfucking plato aint never had a fall, an angry vengeful plato would surely destroy us all
alcibiades was a stunner socrates was kind of a bummer but plato was hot
philosophers were jocks you see imrpoved the mind and the body they'd oil up and get sweaty then have a talk with socrates oh how i long for greek philosophy
and i'd like to picture platos ass, so close to the form of the perfect ass
and i'd like to think that he could bench me and in between sets we'd sit and talk philosophy
but all good things come to an end and plato he came to an end
and i can't help but be alarmed, because the only good ill ever find is in platos arms
the only good ill ever find is in platos arms
the only good ill ever find is in platos arms
(repeat until you hate urself and miss plato and want to stop)
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Helga Pataki: helga pataki helga pataki helga pataki had the biggest crush on football head on football head helga pataki had the biggest crush of them all (repeat until cacophony sets in)
i's the b'y: Well i's the by the builds the boat and i's the b'y that sails her i's the b'y that catches the fish and brings it home to lizer well i's the b'y that buys the wine and drinks it up and starts to cry i's the b'y that drinks my wine and takes me home to lizer well i's the b'y that rolls the weed smokes it down and goes to sleep i's the b'y that rolls the weed and takes it home to lizerl i's the by the builds the boat and i's the b'y that sails her i's the b'y that catches the fish and brings it home to lizer.
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trux(acoustic)
00:48
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pcbois(aboistic)
00:52
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neo-platonism(abipstick)
03:04
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fiteme(afistic)
01:13
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